Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
sass master 2004
i passed these three guys while walking down the ave and one of them called out “you have pretty eyes!” and another one said “have a nice day!” is this the catcalling of the future because i gotta be real im pretty ok with it
the fuck is this bullshit
why are my parents always like “go to bed.” i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.
I wouldn’t let him eat soap so he let his legs give out.
im going to a friends house for the first time and am wondering how to nicely ask for the wifi password
"gotta send nudes to your dad, whats your wifi password?"
bruh porn titles be so extra and so outta line like u got shit like “HORNY TIGHT ASIAN TEEN GAGS ON MONSTER COCK” like relax why u so loud & specific.
Technologic vs. Feel Good Inc.
My jam for the rest of my life
my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background
I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself